i caught train last saturday morning
me red an white scarf was on me head
don’t forget leave the seats behind was one of the things the driver said

and the other was lads if you win the cup like you did in ’63
don’t forget the trophy’s yours but the seats belong to me

Stretford Enders we are we are
zigger zagger zigger zagger oi oi oi
Stretford Enders we are we are
zigger zagger zigger zagger oi oi oi

sitting on the same coach where i sat was 5 supporters from the other team
they said our lads couldn’t play for peanuts and lou macari was a fairy queen
i said do you wan’ it you can have it if you wan’ it no one calls our lou a clown
by the time we reached our destination
the others was 5 supporters down

Stretford Enders we are we are
zigger zagger zigger zagger oi oi oi
Stretford Enders we are we are
zigger zagger zigger zagger oi oi o

me an my mates marched through the turnstile
crowd let up with a great big cheer
all fingers pointed stretford enders
have no fear the lads are here

we all marched round an took our place behind the opposing goal
the goalie give us a victory sign
and we give him some toilet roll

Stretford Enders we are we are
zigger zagger zigger zagger oi oi oi
Stretford Enders we are we are
zigger zagger zigger zagger oi oi oi

we all went daft at the 2-0 win
we didn’t half give him some stick
most o’ lads laughed all the way home
but i spent night in nick

next day in court the judge said son these laws weren’t made to scoff
i didn’t mind you running on’ pitch but you shouldn’t have took your clothes off
6 MONTHS

Stretford Enders we are we are
zigger zagger zigger zagger oi oi oi
Stretford Enders we are we are
zigger zagger zigger zagger oi oi oi
Stretford Enders we are we are
zigger zagger zigger zagger oi oi oi
Stretford Enders we are we are
zigger zagger zigger zagger oi oi oi.